Cardi B's "Suck My Dick" Interview Changed My Life, And It Will Change Yours Too

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Let's break Cardi's motivational speech down, shall we? First of all, she thanks the people who support her. I'm immediately more grateful for those in my life who care for and about me. Then she calls the haters out, telling them, "SUCK MY DICK." Immediately, I want to prove all my haters wrong.

Let's break Cardi's motivational speech down, shall we? First of all, she thanks the people who support her. I'm immediately more grateful for those in my life who care for and about me. Then she calls the haters out, telling them, "SUCK MY DICK." Immediately, I want to prove all my haters wrong.

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Oh, and I'm sure you thought Cardi was talking about a metaphorical dick. NOPE, SHE REALLY MEANS HER DICK.

Oh, and I'm sure you thought Cardi was talking about a metaphorical dick. NOPE, SHE REALLY MEANS HER DICK.

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That's it. I'm done procrastinating. I'm shooting for the stars. I'm not letting anyone get in the way of my dreams. All because of Cardi B.

That's it. I'm done procrastinating. I'm shooting for the stars. I'm not letting anyone get in the way of my dreams. All because of Cardi B.

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The clip comes from an interview Cardi did this past weekend at Coachella with Canadian interviewer Nardwuar the Human Serviette. You can check out the full video here:

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As if that weren't ENOUGH motivation to kick some ass, Cardi SLAYED her Coachella performance this weekend...while PREGNANT.

As if that weren't ENOUGH motivation to kick some ass, Cardi SLAYED her Coachella performance this weekend...while PREGNANT.

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Anyways, Cardi has inspired me to be a better person. From now on, I'm going to get eight hours of sleep a night, show up to appointments five minutes early, and make sure I drink enough water*. But most of all, we are NOT going to listen to the haters...OKURRR???

Anyways, Cardi has inspired me to be a better person. From now on, I'm going to get eight hours of sleep a night, show up to appointments five minutes early, and make sure I drink enough water*. But most of all, we are NOT going to listen to the haters...OKURRR???

*JK, probably still not going to happen.

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