The Conspiracy Behind This Britney Spears Instagram And Her *Real* Singing Voice

An investigation.

Our saga begins strangely enough with a random Fuck Jerry post.

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Madonna, yes Madonna, apparently not in the know about memes despite the fact that she follows @fuckjerry, left a comment on that particular picture. She didn't get it.

Madonna, yes Madonna, apparently not in the know about memes despite the fact that she follows @fuckjerry, left a comment on that particular picture. She didn't get it.

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The next day was a very special occasion, our Lord and Savior, Britney Jean Spears' birthday. Miss Brit was celebrating the holiday in her festive mansion with her insanely hot man. It's what she deserves.

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Then, at midnight, inspired by Madonna's video, Brit uploaded a video singing a cover of Elvis,' "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You."

Then, at midnight, inspired by Madonna's video, Brit uploaded a video singing a cover of Elvis,' "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You."

Instagram: @britneyspears

Listen closely and watch that here:

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I looked right...

I looked right...

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...then left...

...then left...

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...I stood there for a moment...

...I stood there for a moment...

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...and came to a conclusion: SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE.

...and came to a conclusion: SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE.

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Here's where the mystery comes in.

Here's where the mystery comes in.

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There's a conspiracy theory in the Britney Spears community that ever since 1998/1999 Britney's team forced her to sing higher than she naturally could. Britney's voice is essentially much deeper than you hear in her music.

There's a conspiracy theory in the Britney Spears community that ever since 1998/1999 Britney's team forced her to sing higher than she naturally could. Britney's voice is essentially much deeper than you hear in her music.

Twitter: @ShadyBstvnz

That being said, fans believe the video she posted on insta was altered. The pitch sped up. Basically, that video, my friends, is NOT Britney's real voice.

That being said, fans believe the video she posted on insta was altered. The pitch sped up. Basically, that video, my friends, is NOT Britney's real voice.

Twitter: @awhstynn

Not everyone agreed that her original insta video was pitched...

Not everyone agreed that her original insta video was pitched...

Twitter: @monicaseetharam

...but people in the know knew what was going on all a long.

...but people in the know knew what was going on all a long.

Twitter: @esta_barbara

Further proof is this video of a very young Britney singing on Star Search. As you can tell, she has a much deeper voice than you're accustomed to.

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Now only 782 more Britney conspiracy theories to figure out.

Now only 782 more Britney conspiracy theories to figure out.

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Bye.




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