19 Truths About Going To Raves No One Warns You About

“Damn I’m loving this $13 beer” -said no one ever.

Before you even step inside the venue, you'll be forced to make some awfully tough decisions.

Before you even step inside the venue, you'll be forced to make some awfully tough decisions.

Three words: set time conflicts.

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And when nature calls, you'll be greeted by ghastly body fluids, limited TP, and pitch black darkness.

And when nature calls, you'll be greeted by ghastly body fluids, limited TP, and pitch black darkness.

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You will make questionable financial decisions along the way.

You will make questionable financial decisions along the way.

"Damn I'm loving this $13 beer" -said no one ever.

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You might witness the emotional complexity of rave couples in their natural habitat.

Single n not ready to mingle tbh.

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Rave moms are a pure gift to the world that must be protected at all costs.

Rave moms are a pure gift to the world that must be protected at all costs.

S/O to all the rave dads too.

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No matter how hard you try to stay together, someone's gonna pull a Scooby Doo.

No matter how hard you try to stay together, someone's gonna pull a Scooby Doo.

*Wanders*

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And when you get lost at a rave, it will feel like the adult version of losing your mom at the supermarket.

And when you get lost at a rave, it will feel like the adult version of losing your mom at the supermarket.

^What some of ya'll look like.

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FYI there's a reason totems exist other than for our pure entertainment.

FYI there's a reason totems exist other than for our pure entertainment.

Totems are the best part of going to a rave. Don't @ me.

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Walking through a crowd means no personal space and being bathed in the sweat of a thousand ravers.

Walking through a crowd means no personal space and being bathed in the sweat of a thousand ravers.

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And if you're not prepared, you'll be in for a world of hurt.

And if you're not prepared, you'll be in for a world of hurt.

RIP.

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The moment the music stops, you and 20,000 others will be tasked with finding the ONE exit.

The moment the music stops, you and 20,000 others will be tasked with finding the ONE exit.

The most realistically depictive photograph I could find.

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After it's over, you'll look back on the incredible experience and try to laugh through the pain.

After it's over, you'll look back on the incredible experience and try to laugh through the pain.

*Me the day after a rave*

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And thanks to one too many overpriced beers, your finances will be in shambles.

And thanks to one too many overpriced beers, your finances will be in shambles.

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But even financial ruin and depleted brain cells won't stop you from immediately planning your next event.

But even financial ruin and depleted brain cells won't stop you from immediately planning your next event.

*Googles EDC layaway plans*

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Because let's face it, if the lineup is lit, you will say "fuck it" to financial woes and self-control.

Because let's face it, if the lineup is lit, you will say "fuck it" to financial woes and self-control.

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