Here's What The "Fake News" Media Doesn't Want You To Know About Britney Spears

Facts here. All facts.

The "fake news media" is spewing shit again!

The "fake news media" is spewing shit again!
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This time it's about Britney Spears.

This time it's about Britney Spears.
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The following is a list of things the lyin' crooked media doesn't want you to see: The REAL Britney Spears. The Britney Spears you coastal elites deny exists!

The following is a list of things the lyin' crooked media doesn't want you to see: The REAL Britney Spears. The Britney Spears you coastal elites deny exists!
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I mean, even Obama agrees.

I mean, even Obama agrees.
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Let's begin.

Let's begin.
MTV

First of all, Britney Spears is an accomplished painter.

First of all, Britney Spears is an accomplished painter.
Instagram: @britneyspears

Speaking of charity, Britney Spears donated $1 million for a childhood cancer center in Las Vegas. That center is appropriately called the "Britney Spears Campus."

Speaking of charity, Britney Spears donated $1 million for a childhood cancer center in Las Vegas. That center is appropriately called the "Britney Spears Campus."
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This year, Brit also donated vans to hurricane relief...

This year, Brit also donated vans to hurricane relief...
Twitter: @absolutebritney

...and $1 from every ticket from her Vegas residency to the Louisiana School Board.

...and $1 from every ticket from her Vegas residency to the Louisiana School Board.
Twitter: @JarettSays

While some pop stars *cough cough you know who* shy away from politics, in the past few years Britney has made it clear where she stands on gun control.

While some pop stars *cough cough you know who* shy away from politics, in the past few years Britney has made it clear where she stands on gun control.
Twitter: @britneyspears

She also has become a global warming warrior.

She also has become a global warming warrior.
Twitter: @britneyspears

She's literally in the best shape of her life and that is not an alternative fact!

She's literally in the best shape of her life and that is not an alternative fact!
Twitter: @petrickgaspar

Also, for the record, she has quite literally revived the city of Las Vegas.

Also, for the record, she has quite literally revived the city of Las Vegas.
Vegas is back on the map for younger travelers in a way it never would have been before Britney showed up, and while she may leave, the city has reentered the American consciousness in an incredibly valuable way.
forbes.com

Have I mentioned that she's also old friends with Albert Einstein? Because somehow she is!

Have I mentioned that she's also old friends with Albert Einstein? Because somehow she is!
Twitter: @ZaynsBritney

I bet you haven't seen this picture of Britney and a horse? Why? Because the media doesn't want you to see real *horse love.*

I bet you haven't seen this picture of Britney and a horse? Why? Because the media doesn't want you to see real *horse love.*
Twitter: @britneyspears

Not only does she love horses, but she also wants to marry chocolate. Queen of cacao!

Not only does she love horses, but she also wants to marry chocolate. Queen of cacao!
Twitter: @britneyspears

The media doesn't want you to know that Britney is a master chef.

The media doesn't want you to know that Britney is a master chef.
Instagram: @britneyspears

That she is an avid collector of mugs with "live, laugh, love" like sayings on them.

That she is an avid collector of mugs with "live, laugh, love" like sayings on them.
Instagram: @britneyspears

...and that she's mastered photography. Yes, sweets, Britney took this picture herself!

Instagram: @samasghari

She also got Christina Aguilera her Oreo contract...

She also got Christina Aguilera her Oreo contract...
Getty Images but also John Gara

...saved these fallen, destitute pop stars...

...saved these fallen, destitute pop stars...
Getty Images but also John Gara

...lowered unemployment...

...lowered unemployment...
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...and cured obesity.

...and cured obesity.
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Thanks "Work Bitch"!

Thanks "Work Bitch"!
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Lastly, she invented Jesus:

Lastly, she invented Jesus:
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The end.

The end.
Gabe Ginsberg / Getty Images / Via Facebook: BritneyGermany

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