14 Times Britney Spears Perfectly Summed Up Having A Cold

“Cause to lose all my senses, that is just so typically me.”

When everyone around you is dropping like flies, and you haven't caught it yet but you know it's only a matter of time.

When everyone around you is dropping like flies, and you haven't caught it yet but you know it's only a matter of time.
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When you accidentally drink from the same glass as someone who's ill.

When you accidentally drink from the same glass as someone who's ill.
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When you realise your mistake.

When you realise your mistake.
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When you get that first scratch of a sore throat and feel the germ invading your body.

When you get that first scratch of a sore throat and feel the germ invading your body.
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When your mum says, "You look tired sweetheart, are you coming down with something?"

When your mum says, "You look tired sweetheart, are you coming down with something?"
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When your nose is blocked, your hearing's gone all weird, and your eyes are watering from all the sneezing.

When your nose is blocked, your hearing's gone all weird, and your eyes are watering from all the sneezing.
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When you're propped up on like four pillows at night, with tissues stuffed in your nostrils.

When you're propped up on like four pillows at night, with tissues stuffed in your nostrils.
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When it's 4am, and you're boiling hot then freezing cold, and keep drifting in and out of horrible hallucination dreams, and you've never felt more sorry for yourself in your whole life.

When it's 4am, and you're boiling hot then freezing cold, and keep drifting in and out of horrible hallucination dreams, and you've never felt more sorry for yourself in your whole life.
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When you realise you always took breathing through your nose for granted, and you miss it so fucking badly.

When you realise you always took breathing through your nose for granted, and you miss it so fucking badly.
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When you drag yourself to Boots and ask for the strongest shit they've got.

When you drag yourself to Boots and ask for the strongest shit they've got.
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When you're dosed up on so much Night Nurse you're basically tripping.

When you're dosed up on so much Night Nurse you're basically tripping.
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When you're bedridden because you feel so rough.

When you're bedridden because you feel so rough.
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When you miss your friends, your social life, and leaving the house, and you're so done with being ill.

When you miss your friends, your social life, and leaving the house, and you're so done with being ill.
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When you wake up one morning and realise you're finally on the mend.

When you wake up one morning and realise you're finally on the mend.
Your voice is still croaky, and you can only taste about 25% of food, but you feel cosy instead of delirious.
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